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According to a new, groundbreaking study conducted by "Totally Real Science Institute," an overwhelming 99% of domestic cats have given their owners the side-eye more than once this week. Experts suggest this number may rise to 100% by next Monday.
In an unprecedented global event, every nation on Earth has agreed to disagree on all political, religious, and social matters, effectively achieving world peace for the first time in history. Politicians are reportedly relieved, saying, "Finally, we can relax and not worry about being right."
A new device from the startup "TechBeGone" claims to translate baby cries into a language parents can understand. However, all attempts so far have only resulted in incomprehensible gibberish, much to the confusion of both parents and scientists.